Smh self hating Minnie Mouse.
*self hating black people be like…*
Chuckie experiences his first existential crisis.
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
"Who hurt you so much that you started to hate yourself?"
Midnight thoughts (what made you so sad)
"Be careful who you vent to."
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via itsthelesbiana)
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE
ive been at that watch tv step for a while
attention all vegetarians
a lot of people don’t know that mcdonalds fries contain beef in them and mcdonalds has been sued a long time ago for this but it’s still happening!!
the company says the “natural flavor” on the fries include beef flavoring
the official ingredients on the mcdonalds website for their french fries specifically says “natural beef flavoring”
even if you’re not a vegetarian or already know this, please reblog this and let people know
was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet
TO THE MINISTRY!
oh my fucking god
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names