thetremblingofmyhand:

princessjohnegbert:

the-midnight-screw:

My sister and I work in a restaurant, and after some disappointing goings-on, I have decided to make a helpful guide.

Please do this! Even at small places like Boston Market, where servers put down your food and clean up after you! Tips can really help out!

People who can afford to leave tips, but don’t when it’s reasonable to sicken me. Please realize that servers make less than minimum wage without tip. Not to mention many of these servers are in college and depending on your tips to pay for their education.

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thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

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pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot, via pizza)

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

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dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

image

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acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

(Source: acklesism-has-moved, via pizza)

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

(Source: the-fourth-kind, via pizza)

iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

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acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT

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i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

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alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

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flyfiasco:

ohjoelduh:

andrewskis:

moreboutnuthin:

rsandiego:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

MADR ME LAUGH SO HARD

expand~lonley

Lmfaooooooo I’m cryyyinggg

Strongest force on earth.

"Saturn was NOT a single lady"

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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