"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
I’m a fucking failure. What is wrong with me?
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*