what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
"What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed."
This is disgusting delete this immediately
fuck u mean. bruh hittin that jig hard as hell
aye my mans getting that shit
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
The last day of Harry Potter.
This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner
WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE
This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D